The ceremony will be held in the parking lot so everyone will have to look the other way.
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“I don’t want him anywhere near my team,” one front office executive said. “He’s a traitor.”
He’s going to need a lot of ketchup cake for this.
Kill it with fire!
You’re totally reasonable on this one. In the battle between sugar and vinegar, sugar/ketchup will always take the youthful lead, but age and improved palettes typically push the needle towards the vinegary versatility of mustard.
Show off. This isn’t how things should be done.
If you think that’s cool you should see the newspaper throw tricks David Carr does at 3 AM every day. Legend.
The kid is awesome but I appreciate the umpire’s “I’m not gonna take this shit!..... but I won’t embarrass him either..... uhhh... let me brush this.... DONT FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN... okay Play Ball!”
Rapaporting.
...wha...I mean...would you look....I just...c’mon...
Pictured: Magnifying glass and ants.
Well, at least it’s realistic. If you zoom in, you can see that the upper deck seats are empty and everybody outside is walking away from the stadium.
That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.
This is a rare year where the Ducks literally have no pressure on them (other than maybe the fanbase and alums) and they can quietly sneak up on people. Wouldn’t surprise me in the least to watch them go 10-2 or better. Hoke can coach defense, that’s one thing he actually could do at Michigan. They’ll be fine and the…
Look at it this way, last time players in that locker room hated each other they brought a shitload of guns in to settle it. This is an improvement!
Stopped reading at ‘Unfrosted’.
Thought I’d have to wait for the NFL season to see Bears floating up shit creek without a paddle.
140 characters is too small a template to express a lasting sentiment or manifesto, so I’d probably just speak from the heart, you know? Lik
Something about this story doesn’t smell right. I mean, Lochte is no whiz kid, but how is “they were asked to use the bathroom” where this story starts? Something pissed off either the gas station or the swimmers before that. And then why leak the robbery story? Did someone text them “ur in trouble” and they did that…