Aeris was Bruce Willis all along.

As much as it sucks to have something spoiled for you, the game has been around for nearly twenty years on Western shores. If you’ve managed to avoid knowledge of party member deaths in VII to this point, I’d appreciate you introducing me to your realtor, as they’ve got to have some prize rocks for living under. ;)

I’m going to need to go through and read this--but prior to diving in, I have to wonder if they’ll address the shift away from what was then titled the Ultra 64 to what would become the Sony Playstation; I still have the old issue of Nintendo Power containing shots of what appeared to be Locke, Terra, and Shadow in…

The teens went next door, knocked, but there was no answer. The witch later came over to apologize. She was in the shower when they had come by, hopped out of the bath, threw on a towel and rushed downstairs, thinking it was her Amazon delivery. She saw the teens slowing walking back to their own house. She dressed,…

You won’t have to grind. t get tickets. Once you have enough Toads you can buy little bonus games, and prize blocks. I’ve received anywhere from 5-20 tickets from the blocks and anywhere from 0-10 tickets from the bonus games.

A lot of people pussyfoot around this subject, turning it into a tit-for-tat argument before long. The truth is that neither side has to be a dick about it. People may think I’m a boob for my opinion, but fan-service is a personal issue for every fan. I don’t want to be too anal about the subject, but there is no harm…

(Meanwhile Cindy, a personality-less mechanic who dresses like a stripper, shows up too often.)

Both Fidel Castro and Jimmy Carter were honorary pallbearers for Pierre Trudeau’s funeral. The occasion allowed Castro and Carter to have a private meeting, the first time a former US President met the leader of communist Cuba. 11 years later, Carter went on a visit to Cuba at the invitation of Raul Castro. 5 years…

It runs on his smug satisfaction, which is always in ample supply.

Empty your change from your pockets into a jar Every. Single. Night.

Don’t forget Apple Big Mouth Billy Bass

Having played most Sonic games, I’d say Sonic 06 is not the worst Sonic game simply because it’s so laughably bad it’s actually enjoyable to play for the most part. Sure, the game controls horribly, has bland level design, and a God awful story, but it brings a smile to my face whenever my partner characters just…

That’s some great one-stop-shopping information for shooting the Moon. I look forward to what I can capture with my 500mm lens.

I hate how the stupid fucking internet gloms onto minor characters, memes them, and retroactively talks about them like they’re the main character. That’s not how storytelling works ya dumbshits. FUCK MEMES AND FUCK BARB.

Roughly 72 percent of Trump supporters say that life was better in the 1950s.

I always trust my local dogfighter when he says his dogs are all looked after in luxury hotels.