the artest formerly known as ron

6/20/19

A vaccine was never mean to her father so they are still in the good column

6/20/19

Yeah, it’s weird to feel something other than contempt for her, although fortunately I’m sure it will be a brief departure.

6/19/19

Counterpoint: It Just Keeps Getting Better For The Rest Of Us

6/19/19

but man, this is not at all how it was supposed to go!

6/18/19

Say what you will, but I’m thinking he’s going to beat Hillary again in 2020.

6/17/19

Let’s Remember Some Easy to Root For Guys

6/17/19

So is Fred VanVleet like my favorite player now? People speaking matter-of-factly and intelligently to reporters is a crazy low bar, I guess, but that’s where I am.

6/17/19

I feel like a more appropriate headline would be “Does kawhi leonard want?”

6/17/19

If Kawhi leaves just build him a statue anyway.

6/16/19

But he’s winning everywhere and he’s the smartest and most handsome man who everybody likes and people the best people are coming up to him all the times and giving him the most beautiful amazing chocolate cake and asking him where he get his suits that are most incredible suits that look so amazing on a fit man such…

6/16/19

I hear a certain Deez Nuts is also polling ahead of Trump. Might be someone to look into.

6/16/19

One of the polling firms that Trump is cutting ties with is the Polling Company, which was formerly run by Kellyanne Conway.

6/15/19

Also, Alex Jones doesn’t have a million dollars.

6/15/19

Pictured: The suspect who put all the child porn on the InfoWars servers

6/12/19

The problem with not moving to impeachment hearings is that the Trump admin has no fear of congress’ ability to oversight. We’re getting to the point where everything is “executive privilege,” and Trump knows congress won’t do anything.

6/11/19

“The goal is to win, not humiliate the other team. You get three points no matter how much you win by.”

6/11/19

No need to pad the score against the Thai.

6/11/19

I know a guy who posts a picture every time he and his wife leave the house and they all include the phrase “my love”. They have more marital problems than the Clintons.

8/15/17

Dear Todd and Madison (or, as we like to call you, Toddison—lol!),

6/15/14

Supreme Court Justices: They're just like us.