Tim, you do seem like the kind of guy who would appreciate Japan’s sexy nightlife...

I don’t think it is as big of a flaw as you imply. While it certainly puts you at an advantage to avoid it as long as possible, eventually you will have to move to the end area and fight, excluding 1 in a million scenarios like this article. A shooter doesn’t have to be balls to the wall action all the time to be fun…

I think that complaint is part of what makes it so popular though. That there are many different ways of playing the game, you can go out guns blazing, or you can camp in a bathroom for 10 minutes until you are forced to move (Which you will be in 99.99999% of cases) and neither strategy is inherently wrong. You may…

I could not disagree with you more. The game doesn’t encourage anything that’s simply YOUR interpretation of the game. Yes that’s a common strategy but the alternative is that, should you be victorious in those fights, you have the advantage of acquiring better gear faster (looting the dead bodies)...thus allowing…

Good on Bob. This poor son of a bitch got thrown into the fire, and obviously had a bit of a rough go. I wonder if him getting this assignment has anything to do with ESPN canning people left and right to try to keep the ship afloat???

Used to work at a grocery store from 2009-2015 in northern California. Regular customers came in, had an autistic daughter, nicest kid you could meet. You couldn’t get her to stop talking about the Giants, and particularly Vogelsong.

His line is still 500/529/1125

Some of them never can get over cheerleading can they?

This is Deadspin at its worst. Can’t find anything to write about? Just spew 100 terribly misguided words of snark.

It’s a good thing he learned to compose himself and tune out critics like you.

With a name like Vogelsong, you’d think he’d best be recognized with a tweet.

This guy gets it. His performances in the 2012 NLCS and World Series cemented it.

Maybe he was funny.

To commemorate the event, the Giants will be giving away a Ryan Vogelsong bobblehead if someone happens to have made a Ryan Vogglesong bobblehead they don’t mind the Giants giving away.

Holy FUCKING shit, Samer. Maybe stick to the Mets or something, because you don’t know anything about the Giants. Vogelsong is probably the reason they won in 2012.

He’s great because if you switch the first letters in his name, it’s exactly like Scooby-Doo would say his name. Vyan Rogelsong.
That is all.

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Thank you, sentientdvdboxset.

Ryan Vogelsong was a good Giant.

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