Wait the back of my car says V70

Before reading this article, I considered myself somewhat of a lightweight in the gearhead world. After reading this goop about fuel-injected cats and oil-pumping pistons, I feel like a world class automotive engineer.

Thank you for reminding me why I don’t use social media.

Funny fact: The US government hired Stanley Kubrick to fake the moon landing, but he was such a perfectionist he filmed on location.

And such low mileage! Only driven once! The ultimate barn-find, sans barn!

David - no, you can’t use the “Jeep” that was left on the moon in the 60's to restore your 1948 Willys CJ.

This headline fills me with rage in a way that makes me want to crush a 2002 Altima out of spite over my lunch break. My Mitsu has been my most reliable car, and the Nissan that preceded it was my least.

I expect a video. 😎

Well if you insist, random internet commenter and everyone who starred you!

Fuck that. You rented it. You made the tradition.

Thank goodness you had Safe Search on.

I have a rented Mustang Ecooost for the week. It’s tradition for me to do a burnout in my rental and record it, but maybe this year I’ll just park it and slowly. Back. Away...

“Oh, hey there. What do you like to do for fun? What’s that? Torture yourself by watching videos of things you can’t have”

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

I read minds.

Off topic (sort of), but I’d love to see an article on Jalopnik of “best sports cars to carry lumber or other long objects in”

I haven’t raced in a few years and my license has lapsed, but I seem to remember entire fields of Trans-Am and SCCA GT1 cars using those exact same kind of layouts you describe as “shit for circuit racing.”

So, you’re saying that Stevie Wonder was working QC on that X5?

I live outside of Florida so the local news is unwatchable. “Tonight on News4 the Pumpkin Toss Challenge...Is it safe?”

Grand Theft Auto games have amazing graphics nowadays.