Plot twist: the owner of the Camry was Jerry Seinfeld, who was about to use the Camry for a new episode of his comedians-cars-coffee show. The episode would be named “A Car About Nothing”

there are four treads held in aluminum housings

Sure, it’ll probably dry-hump you to death and eat you, but come on. What a way to go, right?

I’ll call them the Genocide Doors.

You’re totally misreading the comment, It’s not about being a bad neighbor, it’s about not getting yourself into dangerous situations (like driving into a flood) unless you know what you’re doing and that you have the right equipment.

As a new yorker, allow me to extend a big “fuck you” for your piss ant non-sequitur attack on new yorkers. You’re a small minded, thin skinned, dipshit regardless of what zip code you happen to live in.

I just realized that someday I'm gonna need to explain shit like this to my grandkids. Not the meme but what the fuck an incandescent lightbulb is

thanks for the tip, though i avidly avoid facebook at any cost. i hate the drama and general morons that seem to congregate around it.

i suspect like most of my “DUDE-I’VE-GOT-A-GREAT-IDEA!!!!!!!!!!” idea’s, it involved liquor and a late night.

They say, immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Jim seems kind of Small-minded.

All that damn ear training and marking time wasn’t for nothing, my friend.

So no one told you Top Gear was gonna be this wayyye.

Bring back William Wollard!

Can we just remove Chris Evans already? To be honest, I’d much rather watch LeBlanc than Evans anyway. How about Idris Elba instead of Evans?

I’ll be there for you.

I guess you could say they are not “friends” amirite

I liked the studio because they’d usher all the girlfriends that probably didn’t want to be there to the front, then leave their carguy boyfriends in the back and off camera.

The United States and Great Britain are two countries separated by a common language.

Sorry, but I am willing to bet many of the ghosts of those who have fallen would have been cheering that shit on the whole time. We’re all cut from the same cloth.