Heh...I’m moving on to a ‘65 Mustang for my daily driver very soon....

Every person in their 30's that I know has the same questions:
a) Isn’t that a deathtrap?
b) What about airbags...can they install those?
c) No Heated Seats?!?!
d) What bout bluetooth? Sirius!?!?

I just shake my head and sigh....

Fortunately for me, my old car doesn’t include any of that horseshit, so my clearing work is traditional.

The only thing about that show that I took seriously was Jeremy’s size. He’s one inch taller than me so I used him as a yard stick. If he could fit in it and operate all the pedals, so could I.

If you see a British car, and it’s not leaking oil, of course it’s been tampered with!

My Mazda3 has voice controls, I’ve activated it once, much to my regret.

Not too often you hear Skoda and Rolls Royce in the same sentence.

Hellcat the Fiat 500!!!!

Who doesn’t love the gastronomy, right? Hell, I always wanted to be a gastronomer.

Any Mazda tech who has worked on rotary engines.

Jalopnik: Hey Jez, you’re looking good this evening.

Gawker definitely needs to run a “What would happen if you sent Jezebel on a date with Jalopnik?” series.

Comedians in Cars Getting Cannabis

- You Guys, months ago

and if anyone wants to know why the market demands CUVs instead of brown diesel Miata wagons with a stick, it’s because 99.999% of car buyers want something which is useful and doesn’t give them any hassle.

They may be synthetic, but they appear to exist.

Sorry, I’m a big pulsar fan but I really hate that look.

Black plus DC equals excellent mechanic.

Could you imagine the anxiety internet forums would give Speed Buggy or Turbo Teen if they were trying to self-diagnose?