I have a 5 year old son who absolutely loves cars, and have been trying to get him to start watching a few races with Daddy this summer. He loves Ferraris and the color red, so naturally, he picks out Vettel’s car in every F1 race we watch. He was so excited after this morning’s win he ran outside and did laps around…

“The Camaro having bested its rival reaps the rewards by mating with the Subaru. The Subaru having witnessed the epic struggle between the Camaro and the Mustang playfully greets the victor and signals its receptivity to the joining. Reproduction ensues. Many hours later, the frantic couple lay exhausted in a sweaty…

Bring back homologation. I want to see more cars that are actual cars racing.

“In your fucking dreams, asshole” - Matt Hardigree

New Jalopnik slogan?

The weird little ignition release button that were popular with some cars in the ‘90s.

Note: I have no children of my own, nor do I plan on it.

I do have nephews, and I have put the fear of God into them when riding in my car. They’re 17, 12, and 7.

Example 1: 12 year old put feet on the back of my seat. I reached back, grabbed whatever I could, and managed to snag a shoe. Rolled down my window and threw…

You have to have conversations like this:

You should see if he would do an AMA, that would be cool

A better use of technology would be for the Land Rover to point out the asshole drivers around me:

If ``most people are awful drivers. You know it. I know it. It’s a fact of life that can’t be avoided..,’’ then why are so many of the awful drivers in America?

You won’t see nearly as many Germans dawdling in the left lane, changing lanes or turning without signalling, or texting while driving. And they have fewer…

I think this symbol means some part of my car has a quest for me. Or perhaps the flame in my lantern has been stolen.

Chevy Cavalier.

For what it is, its a nice price. Very few of us are in the market for a conversion like this, so for that reason it will go down in flames. However, there is a small market for things like this, and for that market, its a good price.

Jalopnik; where discussions on the feasibility of some guys daughter’s “marital aid” being wired to her car turns into an introductory class of electrical engineering.

My Dad took the driving test in NYC back in the late Forties. After failing twice, someone finally clued him in to the fact that you needed to leave a few bucks on the passenger seat for the instructor or you were never going to pass.

After waiting an hour and a half in a line that would’ve taken 10 minutes at the slowest Dunkin Donuts on Earth

This.

For better or worse, I’ve moved a lot in the past two decades, registering and/or licensing in six separate states and buying from two more, all with wildly different requirements. While the process can be improved most everywhere, I’m convinced the majority of problems and delays at the DMV are the massive number of…