Obama was a man born poor that worked his way into one of the best colleges in the nation on his own merit and then sacrificed the money party that usually comes with that to work as a public servant before running for office.

It appears “the wall” did not work.

Those bears are black, and, while we should keep our distance from both, I think the black ones are more dangerous than the brown ones... At least that’s what Jeff Sessions told me. He never explicitly mentioned bears, but I’m sure that’s what he meant.

You know what Bear pic I would find refreshing, Bear in endzone.

There’s a Peter Thiel joke in there somewhere.

C) trashpandas

Exactly. No sports fan should feel bad for any other city’s teams (short of the city being involved in some sort of tragedy and even then just extend them a sympathetic handshake then go back to kicking their ass.) Why should I feel bad that they haven’t won a title? That’s on their teams’ management and it’s their…

It’s not only a worldview that (unless Mike Pence is enough of a weirdo that he doesn’t do any of this social/professional stuff with dudes either) excludes women in the man’s professional sphere from receiving the same socially-derived career benefits as men in equivalent positions.

I’m just thankful we have men like Mike Pence to stop us from Sharia Law taking over.

Dinner outside of marriage; truly the Devil’s Banquet.

Commenting here instead of on Joanna’s article because we’re both men.

If there were a school for stand-up comedy, they could use this as their intro to comedic timing.

It’s like nails on a chalkboard.

I CAN’T STOP VISITING THIS SITE OF INFURIATING ARTICLES

Well, not THIS big of one.

As one previous person commented, I bet you love calling your son a pussy.

Word, especially that bottom paragraph.

This take makes sense only if you think Malkin’s hit was clean. Considering Malkin left his feet to make contact with a player’s head, a player that didn’t even play the puck, is the very definition of a dirty hit.

Punish the team for repeat offending call ups, start taking draft picks. These players won’t care about a 10 game suspension when their NHL game check is probably higher than the next 10 checks in the AHL. You could also force the team to pay those next game checks to the NHLPA’s player safety fund. Fuck call ups like…

You’d think the NHL would already have such a rule, especially given what they did to poor John Scott, who was actually doing NHL stuff, kinda.

Also, would it kill Byfuglien to assert himself in these situations? He’s a 5000-pound man on rails, nobody should be doing this stuff to his teammates.