Just watch the shows you wanna watch. Don’t get all “keeping up with the Jones’s TV watching habits.” If you don’t care, you don’t care and that’s okay!

McDonald’s, for me, is a bit like going on an alcohol binge. I would just say, “Fuck it, I’m gonna get loaded,” and go get dinner at McDonald’s and eat it, and there is something really soothing and comforting about eating their food, and dammit, the fries ARE good. But then afterwards comes the crash and I’d just…

I know, it is cynicism. But sometimes cynicism is our common sense telling us “hey this person is full of shit and keep an eye on them”

In general youre right, but as a mouth for Fox News, who has helped prop Fox News and all they believe in up, I am EXTREMELY skeptical of her in particular. People ARE allowed to grow, but I am allowed to give her dagger eyes because she has blood on her hands.

Per #3, I hate these bros so much. So tough buddy! Until some emergency happens and you get frostbite.

No cashier gives a shit about the company they work for. That’s how racist they were. Their racism and want to catch a black man was so strong it overcame their incredible apathy about checking people out.

I’ll take even a 10% reduction of the chance that I’m going to pass a flu virus on to an elderly person, an infant or an immunocompromised person. I’m young (relatively) and healthy, and I work in an office, ride public transit, and work out in a gym. If I get the flu, I’m infecting thousands of people before I even…

No, I’m sorry, that’s not bbq. Ribs, sure. But not bbq.

This is the only correct answer.

Well, this is the dumbest article I’ll bother reading today.

Same haha, I was like “why is this random person bringing up Drew in random conversation...”

If this weren’t another Gizmodo writer I’d swear this is Drew’s burner account.

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After a long day of summer activities you go stand right next to a fire for a couple of hours? Huh.

You know what is really the best way to roast marshmallows?

Ds what

In-N-Out is, indeed, fine.

Are *you* serious or just trying to be funny?

The U.S. fell to Trinidad & Tobago last night, and will not compete in the 2018 World Cup.

Ah, caught by my own skimming. 22% it is then!