You are a dick prick.

FUCK THAT WAS AWESOME. THAT LOOKED FAKE!

I’m eagerly anticipating a ranking of both state capitals and state capitols.

I mean, sure, there’s no photographic evidence of her running on the road, but you know, I’m naive and choose to believe she was, so therefore, she was in violation of the law.

She's so punk rock.

I thought he was making a Merle Haggard reference until I looked up Skokie.

I like ‘One Shining Moment’ because it’s lame. It stands in the face of everyone trying to be cool and shit. You know guys, we don’t always have to try to be cool.

I used to like Rudy when I was a kid, but then I grew up...

My girlfriend brushes her teeth and then proceeds to drink coffee when she gets to the office- roughly 15 minutes later. It freaks me out.

My god... revolutionary... the black tongue... the graytones... the classic white sole... and jesus, the delicate dayglo orange trim. They’re... they’re beautiful!

Besides that, it’s pretty dumb to include the framerate calculations of hitting the blocks 9 or 90 times- it’s negligible when comparing hitting it 4.3 billion times at a certain framerate. In fact, using his numbers that he flashed up, you get the same duration of 416.8 years by completely removing the 9 and 90 hits-…

I’m trying to finish my thesis, therefore I just watched this whole thing. thx.

Tie goes to the insane shot. It’s an unwritten baseball rule of basketball.

Oh, there’s more than one.

Well actually, I ain’t never rode a plane before.

Talk about an adverse reaction to a peanut.

I’ve never seen babies and infants take a shit in the aisle.

I’ve never seen perfume, milk, peanuts, or shellfish take a shit on a flight.

You’re ruining his hot take.

What a bunch of clickbait garbage. I remember when this site used to be about Manti Te’o.