Mitt Romney write-in.

LOL I would never vote for a socialist.

I accept and do not repudiate your endorsement!

You’re just like Ben Carson, Clarence Thomas, and Jennifer Lopez. You disgust me!

LOL liberals can’t be racist.

My condescension doesn’t discriminate (or engage in affirmative action) by race. You’re all ants at my feet. Come at me bros n’ hoes.

Thanks. I’m a gawker main-page editor. In disguise.

I’m a liberal — it’s what we do.

I’m a liberal democrat. Of course I know what’s best for everyone.

Which one?

Wait a second. Are you suggesting that identity politics don’t work?

A liberal democrat.

Sorry, it is hard to moderate oneself when one knows one is the smartest kinja in the server.

I don’t follow.

Oh, you must be new to Gawker.

Oh, that! Yes, well, it’s not condescension if you’re actually smarter than the person!

Bernie, lol, like I’d vote for a socialist.

Who is my candidate?

I know, right? Fuck those Ben Carson and Clarence Thomas Uncle Toms, right?