If some doucheknuckle says “IT’S TESLA’S FAULT” does that stall your investigation somehow?

Tesla’s marketing is full of conflicting statements. Elon wants to promise the moon but the legal department has to step in and make it clear that you are only getting a picture of the moon and not the actual moon.

I was just thinking that Tesla owners are in for a nasty surprise when their rates skyrocket due to Smart Summon accidents.

Well that’s the way journalism works, you have a hunch or a vague unfounded sense that’s not supported by evidence or reality, and then you go public and launch accusations.

Man...as a safe driver and car insurance haver I can’t wait for an insurance company to hold some smug (or otherwise) Model 3 summoning douche at fault for damage to property If they think that this Is a safe feature to use In a crowded lot.

I mean, if your vehicle hits something while you’re using that feature, I’m going to hold you accountable.

Man...as an adjuster I can’t wait to hold some smug Model 3 summoning douche at fault for damage to property.

*starts looking up doctor’s lab coats on Amazon.

that the 37-year-old didn’t want the surgery, but it’ll be the doctors’ decision to make.

Seriously. I long ago realized we’re not getting to a Super Bowl again any time soon. The second half yesterday was so refreshing watching someone different — and him looking better than halfway decent.

Without a known rapist, anyway.

Now he can take that White House position escorting women to and from Trump’s bedroom.

I’m assuming the hospital just uses a fitted sheet from one of the beds as his cap while he’s in surgery?

Thankfully this didn’t happen to a nicer person. 

Women ages 18-24: “No, he’s not.”

Brother I finally get to cheer for a team without a rapist at QB. This shitbag going down was my Super Bowl.

Steelers fan here:

The last time someone named Rudolph came through in a clutch situation, Santa Claus counted on him to lead the other reindeer at Christmastime.

I am glad the Steelers fans felt like they won the off-season because they won't be winning anything else any time soon.

Big Bendy Elbow.