If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!

I don’t like the sound of “working through adversity”—in sports that usually means he’s caught an assault charge or two...

Kopech’s wasn’t MPH. That was a 110 on the “percent effort given” gun. That’s why it was big news.

He’s throwing 96 with the crow hop... It’s a nice story and all, but there’s probably a reason he wasn’t drafted before.  Maybe he’s still addicted to getting hit by cars.  Whatever happens, he still has the best arm of any Nathan in Oakland

It’s a refreshing change, as usually it ends with an ‘L’.

Good, I wasn’t the only one who read “Nathan Peterman” at first

Very cool...let’s hope he fares better in his debut than another Nathan currently in Oakland whose last name starts with a P and ends with an N.

Marky Mark botched the job.

Yeah, it wasn’t a storybook ending for Andre and us, but I choose to remember the good times. When I read how happy he was to play on natural grass, how his achy knees were so much better off, and I think of how often we were told that he had to get fluid drained from his knees and had this intricate routine that…

Didn’t think I would run into a Ty Cobb Truther today, but here we are. 

I have to say, as a non-Yankee fan, this systematic destruction of Jeter’s carefully crafted public image - largely at his own hands - pleases me greatly.

oh man, Rivera is a trumper? Geezus, this whole age is so depressing.

I mean, he was born in Georgia in the 1800's. It’s a pretty fair bet he was a racist asshole, even if he was just a run of the mill racist asshole. 

I enjoy this in anticipation of the explosion of rage Jeets fans are gonna have when he fails to get 100% of the vote because of this. It will be GLORIOUS!

If I had Soros money, I would pay a small group of people to follow this shithead everywhere, boo him around the clock and whip acorns at his head. He and MAGAiano Rivera can get eternally fucked.

Imagine gutting through the Jeffrey Loria years, but cutting ties when Jeter comes along.

Way to not mention the wounds on his other hand and feet.

What do Tim Tebow and Johnny Manziel have in common?

It really says something about an organization when having Tim Tebow in AAA is only the 17th most embarrassing thing going on.

The middle finger AND the palm? His body is telling him to go fuck himself.