But it's not what those kids are used to. To them, it simply looks like rubbish.

Because those games hold nostalgic value to you. I'm pretty sure these kids' parents turned on parental controls for them.

That's not the point. The point is that the system looks better, and let's face it, that's all kids care about. The gameplay doesn't have to be perfect for them, and neither do they need perfect games. As long as it looks pretty, they're happy nowadays, and the Gameboy is simply not pretty.

Don't get me wrong, I grew…

You're forgetting the Nintendo 3DS.

By the way, the lack of proper capitalization and punctuation was intentional. Don't ask me why, I got no clue.

oh no
how DARE children consider a seriously outdated handheld console that is technically far inferior to the modern handhelds and holds no nostalgic value to them a piece of junk
how DARE they

He's probably regretting that.

Jesus Kotaku, get your facts straight.

Rock Simulator was on a feedback page. As stated by Steam in information readily accessible to any human being with an internet connection on their site, feedback pages are free and do not require a developer account fee of $100.

There is no universal standard for stars. It differs per country, in some countries the system actually DOES go up to 7 stars.

Don't panic. It could come out like this. That's a good thing.

I'm having an extremely uninvited boner right now.

Believe me, some people are.

I quit the moment he took off the finger nail. Fuck that shit.

How the hell does HL2: Lost Coast have more owners than HL2, when you can only buy it in combination with HL2?

How the hell does HL2: Lost Coast have more owners than HL2, when you can only buy it in combination with HL2?

Sure, I'll give it a try... When it's not lagging to hell.