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Drew is so boned.

Jesus. No one on Bumble will ever forget how Maya made them feel.

Or the Dems could draw from the 80 million who didn’t vote in 2016. Those nonvoters, according to Pew polls going back several decades, are predominantly to the left of center. I dunno if that would work, but it seems more probable than turning voters who fundamentally disagree with the party on every major issue.

But for the first time since the end of World War II, the neoliberals are out of power.

Bill Simmons could not be reached for comment because he was totally doin’ it like Michael Corleone and Apollonia Vitelli.

It’s true. Today’s jeans are distressed and full of holes, like the Alabama defense.

The really strange thing here is the idea that any enterprise would pay Roger Goodell two hundred million dollars and consider paying him two hundred million more.

If Paul had been eating Fage every day, Boucher would’ve just bounced off.

It certainly is.

Moskovitz may be my favorite writer on the entire site, yet now I feel like less of a fan because I’ve never even looked for a pic or noticed her “low plunging top.” Now I’ll be a fucking creeper if I check, so fuck Rodolfo forever.

Hmm. The video is unavailable, so my morning continues to be free of fat idiots.

Yogurt be damned, that’s a very good dog.

Final game? But they’re only a few games ou...oh. Carry on.

No walrus? Another Atlanta fumble...

Which one of you put the fix on the Tecmo Bowl simulation? I’d like to add that person to my will, because it was the first laugh I’ve had all week.

Another take would be that members of the intelligence community have been shopping this story for months but had no takers because nothing in it could be verified, and then they made it news by convincing CNN that the report was shared with Obama and Trump. As several news outlets are now claiming that there is no

Saban would be happy to hire Chip as an “analyst” for Alabama.

Any big college playoff predictions?