I’m trying to figure out whether Manziel is the worst Heisman Trophy winner. There are so many great candidates for that position, but his general uselessness as a human being has to put him in the running.

Counterpoint: Big Pea is watching.

This sounds like a toxic environment for all involved, but on the plus side I now get to say Lebron’s record in the finals is 2-4 as a player and 0-1 as a coach.

You completely phoned it in, and that is what makes you a true American.

I’m glad you asked me, Tom. It’s time for some consolidation...

Saban actually did address the Fluker thing in his introduction by explaining the 'Bama AD had just informed him of the article between practice and the press conference. I realize there's a lot of Saban (and Alabama) hate here, but his anger here is the same anger he displayed after the recent DWI arrest. This…

Goddammit, Burneko! Once again I have nothing to cook on Friday, all because I love your column and am lazy and unimaginative. Yet here you are in the comments of someone else's post... How dare you have interests that don't involve convincing me to use more butter!

Yep. Came for the science, but stayyyyyed for the ball jokes!

Both of those movies are outstanding, especially Cronos. I think El Topo fits nicely on this list as well. If anyone's unfamiliar, this'll help.