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Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the…

A ‘great Yankee’ is kinda like a ‘lovely case of syphilis’

You think that was clean? I’d hate to see your kitchen.

Gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Steelers fans will defend this.

You’re comparing raping someone to flipping the bird.

Jesus Christ. If the NFL was actually serious about this shit, Timmons would have been ejected immediately after that. Launched himself at a QB who was in the process of getting rid of the ball? Fuck you, dude.

the eagles tried this with riley cooper not to long ago, but he doesn’t blend in well with anything of color.

You guys should do the catch rule next