They should've called Cheesy Smalls instead he's much better

either that or you ate too much expired dairy again

I know that whenever I hear rap I think "hey how about some Chipotle?"

The fact that Phoenix is your getaway destination makes the whole thing even sadder

What is the hot dog a sex worker?

Yeah I guess that's true. I wonder what the age of consent was when and where she got married

My money is on the theme song being One Day At A Time as Netflix recently remade it

She didn't appear in very much but she always a delight when she did appear. RIP

Thanks. Some days I'm just not sure if the struggle is worth it. But then someone thanks me for all my great work and I know I'm doing the right thing

What the ASPCA don't know won't hurt them.

My Horse likes the acknowledgement. Ol Butterscotch just loves it when I get on the saddle and ride him around town. He's really good at not bucking wildly so I can talk without interruption

I don't care how long the marriage lasted if it was one built on Statutory rape

That's just David Haller in a Spiderman T Shirt!

Yes I would because those same people managed to stop Ultron and make the Hulk just part of the team

My first date was taking a girl to a theater showing of the Giorgio Moroder edit of Metropolis. We don't speak to each other anymore

How is movie Ned White?

I'm sure Peter has design input for the inventions

You're actually excited for another WB DC movie? What decade are you living in?

You're telling me that they're not all Virgins?

You're Fake News!