It mixes the wonderful animations of Pit Fighter with the "total inability to make a fighting game" of Pit Fighter.

I would argue too that it's indicative of poor professionalism, poor organization and absolutely egregious anti-piracy measures, not just bad design skills (though that is present too).

I think that you and I would diverge on how much capitalism (or more specifically, America's particular brand of capitalism) is to blame for the disparity we're talking about. Anyway, getting into all of that is sort of besides the point; the joke was a joke and I don't think it was meant to be a detailed report on…

You see, what arianawonder said was a satirical remark which implied that in our capitalist system, bankers who commit egregious acts of fraud are coddled and given minimal sentences, while this admittedly terrible smuggler will get years in prison for possessing this drug. The bankers exercise an unequal and unfair…

Patron: "Can I see your dessert menu, please?"

That's ridiculous. I've never kidnapped anyone that way.

My cousin and I both have relatively high voices for men. While I am almost always called "ma'am" on the phone, I haven't noticed any bias against me in person. As a musician, I've noted that my vocal range while singing is probably comparable to an average guy's range. I think my speaking voice has just taken on a…

As a (male) record snob, I would think the same people who love anything obscuro and unique would love to hear new perspectives on their favorite art. Do these same snobs discount awesome female musicians as well? That runs counter to the whole nature of musical discovery.

My brain skipped a period and read this sentence "it is even hotter than the magma Hayden Christensen fell into that one time during fashion month."

Due to the continuously lagging economy, Ke$ha has traded in her dollars for a sure commodity. From now on, call her KeAuha.

Buzzgirl, you presumably have banged a guy who banged a black chick. That means you hang out with not racists, so you're pretty much in the clear.

I think the point Hillary is making is that, in terms of how they came and went only has one possible solution: she had them surgically implanted and then surgically removed. That's how these things work. If someone had asked her if she was pregnant, she certainly has every right not to answer, it would just be weird…

Not sure what John McCain has to do with this.

As an enormous-headed, spaghetti-legged American, I'm offended.

I am vomiting things have never eaten, that's how disgusted I am. I want to make the ubiquitous ''not all men are pigs'' post but my penis walked off in protest.