“This is how I did it, Anton! I never saved anything for the swim back!”

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

This was both an artistically brilliant scene in terms of editing, cinematography, etc. and also a scene of Aubrey Plaza making everyone fall madly in love with her.

According to court documents she was trying to use the position of first lady to create a once in a lifetime opportunity to take in cash on fragrance and clothing lines. Disgusting and likely to backfire, but hey, she was just like all working mom’s, amiright? Meanwhile we pay millions for her to park her butt in a…

RAISE YA HAND IF YOU’RE A WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A MAN WITH CONFIDENCE DISPROPORTIONAL TO HIS INTELLIGENCE