Kudos on finding all the shrines sans internet! I believe I found… 112 of the shrines before looking up a region count to narrow my search.

Bolson is magnificent. I like how his sexuality is clear and informs his character, without the game ever feeling obliged to spell it out for you.

I have no words of wisdom (not unlike @woodsword:disqus , my method of dealing with the stresses of life is to escape into a video game!), but you have my sympathies! Hope things start looking up!

I love the story in Breath of the Wild (in particular, I like the delivery: there's a plot, but the entire plot except for the last step—the Hero's sidekick wakes up and comes to help her finish the battle—has already happened! Not how I'd want every game to tell its story, but for the open-ended gameplay structure…

Master Trials, ARMS, and Nier: Automata for me!

We did play a single round! (I can confirm for you that your user name is Chrs!). I was in the worst possible state for playing, in that my coordination was there but my ability to stop doing the exact same "jump, dodge left, right punch, left punch" combination again and again and again was absent!

Request sent!

Friend request sent!

Every time I see someone complaining about Nintendo's voice chat plans not being easy or accessible or widespread enough, I just think "but I already know that that 13-year-old I just beat in ARMS thinks I'm a f*ggot!"

I got into a Ranked Match with someone playing as Kid Cobra. The first few matches, they were beating me, but it was close every time. Then, they switched to using Slamamanders on both hands and came at me with a hyper-aggressive style that I just could not figure out how to deal with. Took me down with nary a scratch…

Aw man, it's probably going to be October before I have the cash reserves to justify buying a set of rulebooks for a whole new RPG, but I want to play this game NOW!

It will live up to the hype. If a million hype-generating machines were set to maximum hype-generation for a million years, and the collective hype they produced was then inceptioned directly into Flavor Flav's brain right before a huge Public Enemy show, the result still wouldn't be a hype level that Breath of the…

A Switch! What's your friend code?

Holy moly! Congratulations!

It'll be ARMS and Nier: Automata for me!

"I before E, except after C, and a whole bunch of other exceptions that you're just going to have to memorize because English is a silly language."

True gamers post their Zelda reviews the afternoon the game comes out, giving it a zero and decrying it for lacking content and being too handholdy.

Using the ice arrows to freeze the waterfalls is one of those almost-too-obvious solutions that I simply overlooked for far too long as I went in circles through that dungeon. Felt simultaneously brilliant and stupid when I finally figured it out!

I spent an embarrassing amount of time thinking "why is he called Hedlok? His grab move wraps around your body, not your head!"

I was going to type a commiseration message about my Spring Man struggles against level 5 Hedlok, but then I decided to go give him one more shot before I gave up, and I BEAT HIM!!!!!