I am going to kick Eckels’ butterfly-stomping, cowardly ass for this!

Ummm, yep.

“America” has always been an evil lie, and now that the lie has finally been fully exposed, we get to choose if we’re simply going to be openly evil from now on.

They, like all other true worshipers of that Damned Thing, are enamored of its utter venality and its seeming immortality - kind of like if he were a really, really shitty, dumb, blubbering, incompetent Lucifer who pretends to be happier ruling Hell than serving in Heaven.

My word!

Satan is always the LAST one you’d expect - if you’re an evangelist idiot blind to everything but your own vanity and fear.

“In much the same way Tim Burton’s cinematic mentor Ed Wood capitalized on 1950s fear of juvenile delinquents in films like The Violent Years, Burton and other filmmakers of the time managed to capture the sexy campiness of the Satanic Panic for an audience of young people toying with the idea that devil worship must…

“Conservatives” really only have an interest, even when they do not have any actual stake, in conserving stupidity and evil.

I voted for Joe B.

Bingo!

As opposed to _______?

As a long-time fan (since I was a kid and accidentally saw Bananas, though I stopped following him at all after Bullets over Broadway, even before the scandal- crime - became his defining feature) and someone who doesn’t simply post-ban work because the person turns into a creep/criminal/asshole, I fully agree with…

They are now made for each other.

I’m not even that big a fan of her music (she ‘s just really great!), but Dolly Parton can easily be argued to be one of the twenty finest, most thoroughly admirable Americans alive.

Management as subtle as a whoopie cushion.

Tom Cruise is one of the biggest stars of all time, appearing in more hit films than... anyone, really.

[applauds fiercely]

Such... human beings make such decisions because they are either fear the consequences of not doing something so bluntly brutal that their superiors (always impressed by fear-driven, slavish violence in their name) will grant them a temporary ass for, or because they do not fear the results, since they intend to be…

And the other 10% from I Love Lucy.

The USA is just a completely fucked place that doesn’t care. What a load I was sold as a youth!