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A band got to have a code.

I loved this season, but that was undoubtedly my absolute favorite part of the entire thing. It's such a simple twist, but I was dying as it got more and more detailed.

Same. Something I'm getting to experience firsthand once again 35 years later.

That's just your phone that you didn't put on silent while the rest of us are trying to enjoy the movie, you inconsiderate bastard.

That is how I feel about Chris Pratt. See also: Kevin Hart, Bradley Cooper, and Jennifer Lawrence.

"You know that if 30,000 more people in Alabama had gone to the polls instead of smoking offbrand cigarettes through holes in their necks at riverboat casino slot machines we would be working at the White House right now instead of hunting for your diary at a fucking truckstop in which I guarantee you we're the only

Stephen Root and Jean Smart were a delightful gift after a week off.

You mean it being Dascha's real daughter? That was my guess when I saw her, but I kept watching to make sure it wasn't CGI or something before hitting Imdb to confirm.

Ah, but don't you believe them

#FiveSeasonsAndSomeComics

This is Sentencing the Victim, a documentary about an old friend of mine. She and a friend were kidnapped one night about 30 years ago and then gang raped and tortured all night long. Eventually she escaped, ran more than a mile through the city down streets with cars just passing her by till she got to a grocery

The Fanning sisters both seem to have pretty solid heads on their shoulders. Chloe Grace Moretz as well.

She was not interested in a world of never ending happiness where she could always see the sun… day… or night?

With Living Colour opening? I saw that. Same reason too. Who knew?

I saw him on the Outside tour with NIN. The crowd was a weird mix, and the Bowie fans weren't particularly happy that he was playing mostly new stuff. But I enjoyed it.

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I'm a big fan of The The. I wish they'd put out a new album.

Those candyasses Redford and Newman sure as shit never climbed out of a convertible into a private jet's landing gear, shot it, blew it up with a hand grenade, and dropped into the water at a couple hundred miles an hour from a couple hundred feet up, did they?

Depends on whether or not you have a preference for Lindsay Bloom or Shannon Whirry as Velda. Other than that… no, just time.

Uh oh, my heart stopped……. oh, there it goes!