Don't give anyone any ideas. They'll make it and cast her opposite Zac Efron and Patrick Dempsey with Paul Feig directing.

I am a man who will fight for your honor
I'll be the hero you're dreamin' of

I hadn't heard that bit about Michael J. Anderson before. That's really weird and sad. I don't see anything more to that story listed except for Jennifer Lynch denying the whole thing.

Whoa.

He turns 80 this year. Of course he's not looking to waste time between movies. And he knows he'll get my money for that one too.

When has being dead ever gotten in the way of getting laid?

Amazon greelights fantasy-noir series Carnival

The old fish out of water premise.

Nothing but lectures on crop circles and the government conspiracy to conceal the truth.

We can't organize the Simpsons quotes and 'of cocks' fast enough

They must've traveled back and altered history because this is the first I've heard of this show.

Why reboot a show about rich, white adults acting like adolescent assholes when you already have Arrow?

Hopefully Netflix or Amazon…. or at least premium cable somewhere. I'd hate to see it neutered and then left to die on regular TV.

If Goggins don't got no boobs again then I ain't interested.

The Kool-Aid Man's in this?

I demand equal time for The Book of Mormon.

And Doomsday was just gloriously batshit. I'm not sure I blinked during the entire film.

No. Harbour with Neil Marshall directing sounds pretty great to me. But it wouldn't be the Internet without the histrionics.

Your subpoena shall arrive shortly.

Sure as shit isn't as creepy as The Clown Motel in Nevada… scenically located right next to a fucking graveyard.