Bjork n' beans!

Oh please tell me, thecausticgospel, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

Zack Snyder and Lena Dunham of course! Or whoever else might cause the Internet to throw an even bigger hissy fit. Josh Gad maybe?

Yup. This is fine. And those are all great movies, but damn I love Doomsday the most.

All day everyday… with occasional interruptions for Alien or Lethal Weapon marathons.

The hack is coming from inside the FCC!!!

Watching this last night his shots at Ajit Pai reminded me a lot of the end of Pump Up the Volume where Harry calls out Watts from the FCC as "a political hack in charge of free speech in America and the kid who took names when the teacher was out of the room in high school."

Missing the point here…. that point being that we're less than 6 hours away from the new Norm MacDonald special.

Hey now, No Tomorrow had both Sarayu Blue and Amy Pietz who both deserved far better than that shitshow but neither of whom would be considered young by CW standards.

Many years ago I heard Steve Harvey of all people trying to explain Michael Jackson to some some people. Basically went something like this, "Y'all don't understand just how disconnected Michael is. He not only grew up in a weird unreal way and now lives completely isolated from regular people….He's got giraffe…

Ouch. That cut like a knife.

Now I'm gonna have "I'll Fall With Your Knife" stuck in my head all day.

You'll Never Believe Where Number Four Has Been!!

What's with the bottle-shaming, Purdom?

Allegedly.

Fireballs are fallin' and I'm runnin' out of barrels
Keep me in your heart for a while….

Dragon's Lair, Joust, Gauntlet, and the sit-down cabinet for Star Wars for me.

St. Elsewhere and Man on Fire?

I almost always do that for the smaller films that the theater I go to gets fewer of these days so that they have more room for things like Guardians can be on 8 of 16 screens and 2 screens each for The Case for Christ and Boss Baby. I'm sure it doesn't have any real effect, but still…

Along Came the President