I'm just glad you got there first so I wasn't compelled to

"Bring the Boys Back Home" even though it's rather on the nose.

You forgot to mention whether or not Tom Hardy would be holding a puppy at some point during the film.

They eat your face when you die, ya know?

Not bad. Needs more self-righteous outrage.

The Internet will be along to correct you shortly.

That Spongebob money is tough to beat I bet.

Whatever gets Terry Farrell back on my screen.

Still alive and doing standup.

Did they? I remember it being announced but don't remember actually seeing it.

I was joking…. mostly…. but dammit, The Good Place is only 13 episodes long. Danson can make room for a quick 10 episode run.

The One Day at a Time one was actually good.

The worst is in a Cardassian prison camp.

Three! Three Ha's! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Where's my Cheers and Night Court revivals since we're doing this for everything else already? They're all still alive except for Coach, right?

Doesn't seem all that weird for this kind of shit, but it is funnier if you read it in Bill Hader's Stefon voice.

Which makes you very uncool.

Sarah Paulson.
Carrie Coon.

Or Paulson in duel roles! She has the range.

I can't wait to get into this later!! It's been a long two years.