The Banana Splits for me.

That's definitely the people who really get her.

An enjoyable way to spend a couple hours in the air conditioning on a hot summer afternoon?

Two things?

The Aristocrats featuring The Aristocats!

NO.

Because you watched Dancer in the Dark
We recommend Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser

Seriously. Get paid millions to fuck around with your friends doing goofy shit all day? Sign me up.

As one does.

And dragons.

"If he dies, he dies."

"And now coming to the mainstage…. put your hands together fellas and give a warm welcome to Marnie!!!"

Last? Really? REALLY??? That seems unlikely on the internet.

She was very convincing trying to fit her arms around Marlon Brando in Don Juan DeMarco too.

I know nothin' stays the same
But if you're willin' to play the game
Trump newswires are comin' around again
So don't mind if I fall apart
There's more room in a broken heart

How bout you take that offensive sarcastic tone of yours and shove it up your ass!

I wish they'd hurry up with getting the remastered roadshow original cut that toured last year out on blu-ray. I've got the old German DVD box set, but if ever a film deserved to be seen all cleaned up and colorful it's this one.

No. And zip it back up.

You put a lot more thought into my throwaway joke than I did.

I got so excited when June popped up, and then………………..