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That scene with Julee Cruise singing "I Want You Rockin' Back Inside My Heart" and the season two finale of Millennium with Laura Means' ten minute meltdown to Patti Smith's "Land" are two of the most perfect television scenes ever filmed.

The West Wing's Allison Janney. It will never not be The West Wing's Allison Janney.

Your mom doesn't seem to have any problem with it.

To be fair, if you're there you kind of had it coming.

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Netflix has been begging me for a while now for some reason. No, Netflix, there is nothing you need to tell me about Fuller House that's that important. Well, maybe the orgy scene….

That sucks, but I've definitely been there with other show/movies/books before myself.

I really like Seth Meyers' show, but holy fucking christ on a stick do I have to mute that thing when he's sitting in with the band and they interact.

Or who watches Blunt Talk which is glorious.

Loved the Glass Animals album. Also really surprised that not one person has mentioned Kristin Kontrol's X-Communicate at all.

Much more Cecily Strong than last week was the best part of this episode.

I for one would love to see Puff tell Jackie that he had to eat lightning and crap thunder as motivation this time.

It's got me all misty-eyed.

Nonsense. People who like Pewdiepie never go outside.

Precisely. It's nice that we live in a time of more diverse storytelling where films can be made to play for and appeal to wider audiences and expose them to the heretofore unknown array of experiences that many of us have but never see on the big screen.

Sure they were… just like Miracle Whip is better than mayonnaise, Enterprise was the best Star Trek series, McDonalds is tastier than Five Guys, Hannibal Rising was better than Red Dragon, Van Sant's Psycho outshines the original, Richard Pryor had nothing on Carlos Mencia, Springsteen wishes he could write like

I thought Winding-Refn's The Neon Demon did a far better job of capturing my awkward teenage years than any of these did this year.

New Lifetime series idea…. Left Behind meets Flowers in the Attic

Yes you can! Thanks for that.

They took a rather self-aware shot at that in Moana, I thought.