For a second I thought this was that NES game based on Q-Taro that got rebranded as Chubby Cherub outside Japan.

cranky’s advice:

Oh hai Sleepy Jirachi.

Well at least the jumpscare at the end is more terrifying than any of Springtrap’s jumpscares in the game.

Gintoki with a condom.

F*ck yeah, we need more car-cannons in our life.

top quality level design.

Dang, I can’t believe I didn’t spot that similarity.

Dat Taiko no Tatsujin weapon

Engage the ass motherfucker

Mmm... Tasty.

Looks like someone watched that Family Guy episode where Stewie got pregnant...

Oh yay, another stinking village simulator.

Someone show me Mario Kart DS in this emulator.

And you use a picture of a furry in the spotlight.

Oh cool. an IRL place to inhale Freddy’s dong...

SEEEEEGAAAAA!

>Electrodome 46th

*insert a Five Nights at Fuckboy’s quote

This is so sad to hear.