Dat clever stunt.

Oh hello, Commodore 64 music.

Let's bring in a lot more obscure arcade titles barely anyone cares about (like Midway's Blue Print or Universal's Lady Bug) and I'll be sold.

I read that in Turbo's voice.

I find this genius.

Dat ass.

Well in Freeway there's no part where you cross over a river with logs.

Oh cool, boobs while I eat.

This would've made a great puzzle game, where you have to guide a series of beams into one destination using mirrors to reorientate the beams.

HAS ZERO THIRD PARTY!

Darn, they got the shoes and everything. :D

Dem abs.

INB4 fanart of Jotaro with a black mouth cover.

Dicks + Monkeys =

Thank you for making me pull out this game. It's from SunA's Arkanoid clone Goindol.

It was also on DOS, and the game was reviewed just a few weeks ago for the show "Ancient DOS Games"

Gaara. :D

I'm not a Naruto fan but holy hell does that look awesome.

Dat ass.

1. He has to watch a video by YouTube about copyright infringement and answer a quiz.