“The very first monster you see after meeting all those wonderful townspeople is none other than Bidoof. In any other circumstance this meeting would be forgettable, or at best goofy.”

As someone who enjoyed XIII and XIII-2, I’ll agree as long as we can all agree that Lightning Returns was genuinely, inarguably awful.

Clueless Hero’s comic points out one of the thing that makes Final Fantasy XIV amazing - glamoring equipment. :P

Goku was never on the table and you’re doing Geno a disservice by not including him in that list

and hopefully the servers will be slightly less congested

The problem with all these “tell the other company” brushoffs is they’re never specific. Who at Nintendo needs to be notified? Give us a name, an email address, a Twitter account, for whoever has the authority to make this decision, so The Internet can focus themselves there

Endwalker is Nov 23 not Sep 23

Holy hell does this man look like he is having exactly zero fun recording these “gamer” clues

Not so much a double jump as much as it was he retracted his legs and arms slightly, then re-extended them to their full length

I’m doing a “slaythrough” first where I renegade my way through the trilogy doing as few sidequests as possible and end up with every squadmate in the trilogy dead in one way or another.

I told him to just get the Padjali weapon and shield; they’re literally made of white light; you can’t get brighter than that

My first thought looking at that logo was “Minecraft Red Version & Blue Version?” :P

Final Fantasy XIV Patch 5.5 drops next Tuesday so I’ll be plenty busy

This sucks. Lost Odyssey is one of two reasons I still hold onto my XBOX360.

“Goon Squad?”

YEAH

“Sixteen-year-old Alphinaud is a fan favorite, but I haven’t quite figured out why.”

...people ROLEPLAY inside GTA?

Without spoiling anything, things get good a couple of quests before Heavensward, then the writing really focuses up going forward.

:O I figured we’d see this eventually but it’s still a pleasant surprise.