My hero? You have to be kidding me. I'm not even a fan, but I easily tolerate his existence without getting my panties in a bunch like you do. You seem like an angry person.

Any word on whether or not the producer had it coming?

Who hasn't he "poked"? I've heard him insult people of all races and countries, yes even Great Britain. I'll bet dComments belongs to a group JC has insulted and has every right to feel butthurt if he was as sensitive as you, but instead he has something called a "sense of humor."

She doesn't carry a pager doofus, the staff gave her a pager to notify her when their bowling lane was available.

Where you you take a Hummer to get it worked on anyway?

Yessir, same color too!

My dad was a wagon man too. He had one of these before it was totaled in an ice storm:

Panamera is an excellent suggestion. Is it available with Carfax warranty though?

Pretty sure that's a Lambo dude.

Pretty sure that's a lambo dude.

Is that domain available, because you should buy it and do some Onion style automotive news there.

Dat Eagle.

I'm impressed when I see people eating rice with them. Surely that's a different technique. I can shovel sushi into my mouth with them but that's about the extent of my skills.

What do you speak for all children everywhere? What are you the fucking tooth fairy?

Man that dude on the left is ugly.

Me.

Why not. SRT-4 it!

I love the sound of the Abarth 500 but find its aesthetics utterly revolting. The thought of that sound coming from a small rwd coupe is very appealing and could end up costing me twenty something thousand dollars.

Sounds like a personal problem.

That thing sounds like a freaking spaceship. Awesome!