Whenever I do my top movie rundowns now, I fill Fury Road in first without even thinking about it.

Or a 14 year old tryhard who shops at HotTopic and lies about self harming to try and 'impress' peopel?

You didn't think having the word "damaged" tattooed across his forehead was at all stupid and juvenile?

You didn't think the "Damaged" tattoo across his forehead reminded you of…. like a 12 year old's Deviantart page?

He's probably lucky that the movie didn't turn out to be a masterpiece, because his altogether terrible performance would have stuck out all the more, instead of just merging into a hammy neon paste with everything else terrible about what it turned out to be.

I remember when they released that image and everyone said the tattoos looked ridiculous. Wasn't the official response that they weren't actually going to look like that in the movie? The whole marketing / movie is a bunch of lies.

Or maybe it's the fact that fanboys like you flock to these articles, making them the no1 most read every single time, and the site takes that as us all wanting to read more about this movie every time 'news' about it pops up.

You're boring is what you are. This is the most interesting beef of the decade being covered in hilarious fashion by Sean.

Just seems so unimaginative. If you're going to create fake on set drama are you really going to have the reason be 'Because they were both late to set a few times and that pissed everyone off'? They want to make me their marketing director, because with the list of people they've got involved with this one I think we…

Probably because Suicide Squad was an origin movie with a bunch of D-list comic book/obscure 90's animation characters no one had heard of with only one real movie star. This is Fast and Furious. Which everyone has heard of and now stars Jason Statham, Kurt Russell, Charlize Theron, and Helen Mirren.

Jared Leto sending people dead animals and opened condoms on set and Margot Robbie supposedly putting a pitch together for a movie conveniently based around a character the studio is pushing, THAT sounds like fake made-up promotional nonsense. But this seems a bit early and unglamorous for Fast 8 promotion.
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They should have had Helen Mirren mediate instead. I'm picturing them both sat there like ashamed little boys while she sternly tells them to "stop being so bloody silly", to which they would obviously both reply "Yes maam" in unison and it would never be spoken of again.

As the Rock's badass ladybro no less!

Eva Mendes, Nathalie Emmanuel, Gina Carano, Elsa Pataky, Gal Godot and coming up Charlize Theron. If you say no to that line up you are made of steel and earth.

I had such a great snarky comment in my mind, but then I scrolled down and saw Michelle Rodriguez in leather pants and Charlize Theron in suggestively placed leather thigh-holsters and I lost my train of thought…

Also true. I never said starlets (male and female) weren't a damn annoying part of Hollywood shifting focus from acting talent to looks as hollow blockbusters end up dominating the output. They seem to get famous for doing nothing but putting on skimpy costumes or being superheroes. Who the hell knows if he's a good…

Really sucks that the Internet is always happy to drag people out to the town square for a public flogging when noone has literally any idea if they really did what they've been accused of. Eastwood's a pretty extreme example too because he was a total guess with zero evidence it was him except the theory that…

I can't imagine any of the big iconic actors they've wrangled getting into anything with the core cast. It's not worth their time. This isn't a franchise they're invested in, they'd just shrug and go back to their trailers, knowing that Tarantino or Nolan has probably dumped a new script on their desk by the time they…

Especially chicks that can throw a punch. You should especially say it to them.

You were counting her as a guy? Her and the Rock are "good buds" according to both their Instagrams anyway. It was never going to be her.