‘Slave Bible’

I feel personally attacked by this relatable content. (Also, there needs to be a subsection for the gay hotep. I know. But it is what it is and my parents are still somewhere between 18-22 on this scale and I still sometimes want to buy frankincense to burn.)

For the math portion I submit: 

What is three dollars and six dimes?

A.) $3.60
B.) Standard bus fare on the MARTA
C.) True enlightenment per Erykah Badu

7. How convinced were you that Magic Johnson bought the cure for AIDS from the federal government?

I had an old history assignment I did as a teacher. Research something on that happened on your birthday. Unbeknownst to me, the KKK was founded on this kid’s day . They had to write a paper and do something art wise. He brought in a KKK outfit on butcher paper. I called the parent, she knew and didnt care and…

With dijon mustard and fresh crisp fries the shit’s delicious. Ketchup is gross. Fight me. 

It does; lol, just to the wrong people. 

Are White Men America’s Biggest Terror Threat? We Checked

They do love DOJ data as long as they can interpret it however they want or misquote it.

This is great work, Michael. Really. Too bad facts don’t matter to the people you have to convince. All that matters to them is how they “feeeeeel” about something. 

Not to mention the vast majority of those fatalities are due to traffic incidents. 

I support those who risk their lives to serve and protect us and I support holding people who misuse their power accountable.

He can’t get any Kanye songs to play? Come on, where’s that brand synergy?

Please stop with the photos;-) I’d rather read the article...in braille than see its face;-)

Trump is America in that it thrives on bravado and symbolic gestures, rather than substance, is a bully that hides behind its military when it doesn’t get what it wants, people hate us but are forced to deal with us since we continue to spend money, engage in endless whataboutism, and are generally “fuck you, I got…

“I know I’m hurting you. It’s a shame I can’t just not hurt you. Isn’t that so sad ... for me?”

Sure, go yell at the dark money people putting money into this, but Jeff Flake? The dude was voted in by people to do this very thing. You’re not going to change anything by yelling at this dude, and you SHOULD be focusing your anger at the people who keep voting him in to do this specific stuff.

Yeah, he’s taking responsibility for the constituents who voted him in and the party that he represents. This has always been their M.O. He’s literally doing the job he campaigned on and was hired to do.

Cause that Senator is also an adult who is fully capable of taking responsibility for his actions. But, it’s not like you can’t yell at all involved. 

I fucking hate that sullen, “I know this hurts, it’s just we can’t do anything about this. We must go forward” type of facial expression this piece of shit and all others like him have.