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For me it is just the knowledge that someone wants to pay him money and attention at all that would be enraging.

Charlie Hunnam says “make love.”

He’s got to do the reality show first to get that good presidential experience.

Did you read the article? It was essentially Bobby giving them shit for giving her a platform just because she lost some weight even though she is a child molestation enabler.

You saw eye-to-eye enough to have three kids together, dude.

It’s just best to leave the hardware at home if you know you’ll be applauding a lot that night.

Really? Is that an actual thing that human beings do?? I’ve never heard of that. Exercising while hung over goes against everything in nature. Your body is trying to tell you something— it feels like shit so that you’ll stay down and rest, you morons!!

Holy crap! Coatcheck Girl is Brie Larson?!?!

I read that as him trying to release a kind, yet honest, statement after her death. Like I went to a relative’s funeral last year. He was a deadbeat alcoholic and drug addict who was horribly abusive to his wife for many years. And there were multiple eulogies about how he was “the best of us” and never did anything

I don’t really like women with short hair but

I’ve heard of lots of people who are really into working out hungover. I tried yoga once hungover and Jesus fuck I wanted to die. When you are hungover you sleep forever and then you watch TV on the sofa for the rest of eternity. There is no other way.

Uh,the kids are 18 and 16. Why is this news? Shouldn’t he be taking care of them? Why does everyone seem to be acting as if the kids are 28 and 26?!

I have an antique fire opal ring that practically needs to be carried by birds or it will get damaged! It probably has a scratch cause I’m writing about it.

It was the rings.

All cosmetic commercials are a lie. Wrinkle cream? Botox. Mascara? False eyelashes. Volumizing hairspray? Extensions. Foundation (and also everything else)? Digital retouching.

Shaved head looks good on Kristin.

Those are two different things. Either she was tired or she’s a “thirst bucket”

Congrats to her and Constance Wu who don’t give a fuck about hurting their careers by pissing off the sexist frat bros who run Hollywood and will probably side with Affleck.

Can we also talk about the fact that Chrissy Teigen “sleeping” through his acceptance speech was probably not a coincidence?