Don't do drugs, kids.

I'm a cinema studies major, and when I try to point things out to my mom (not in a pedantic way), she's just like "yeah yeah yeah, it's just a movie."

Hey @tvoti:twitter about:

@avclub-5fdbaa11bd42c308322756f60f43785f:disqus There probably were different ways to not be so incredibly condescending in your reply, but whatever.

Just as a follow-up, I hated it. Empty, pointless, and there was really no "style" to speak of. (Only one cool 2-second moment of driving.) I just didn't get what people saw in it. Gosling is always interesting to watch, but it was SO internal. Shots lingered so long that I wondered if they were trying to invest…

Blue Valentine is a must.

Uh, the goddamn trailer spoils the fate of her character.

I have a pretty nasty cough right now. Should I go see it this weekend if I don't feel better? Please tell me when and where you will be seeing this.

Now, sarCCastro, I have fairly simpatico tastes as you, but you didn't like Shooter and/or Wahlberg in it? Nor The Italian Job? Any particular reason?

Ray Romano had a good bit…
… about men's fantasies, how we "have a cast of thousands up there," and there's like a director - [paraphrasing] "Gather round, girls, we have a new addition. What's your name, sweetheart? … Julie? Welcome, Julie. And how did Ray come to meet you, Julie? … Oh, he saw you bending over in the…

Heroin makes me type fast.

Choose a username. Choose an avatar. Choose a gimmick, choose a fucking reasonable discussion, choo-choo-choose Simpsons references, memes, fraternal insults, and obscure in-jokes.

My empire of dirt
Failed lasties

The "I think the killer is ______" thread - let's see how we do
* NO SPOILERS FROM THE ORIGINAL SERIES! *

Yeah, it's really, really good.
I am eager to see them at the tiny Bottom of the Hill club in San Francisco in 2 weeks!

Hey, O'Neal, I heard something else about Franco this morning…
… he has a pilot's license.

SO… a thread for people who've actually seen it.
I loved it. I knew going in that it was possibly going to be emotionally devastating, and it approached that (though I just saw Dear Zachary a few days ago, so necessarily any other fictional film feels muted in that regard), but I was surprised at how funny and…

… La la la la, that picture doesn't exist, Maggie O'Connell is a real person as are the rest of the real town of Cicely except they don't age, I'm going to live there still, la la la la…

This won't be reasonable, but…
Siamese Dream > Nevermind

Well don't piss yourself over it.