I want Daniel Day-Lewis to play Joe Exotic. Because I think that would be awesome.

He seems more like a Corvette guy, to me.

All the SEMA builds I’ve seen on TV are a bunch of guys running around in the last 12 hours screaming at each other how they’re not going to finish in time to get the car on the truck for Vegas (and random showers of sparks in the background).

To my mind, SEMA Build says one step above Pimp My Ride quality.

Everything about that creep screamed restraining orders and unpaid child support. I still can’t believe so many people came away from that show thinking Carole Baskin was the villain.

I bought the Lego version of the 1980s Audi Quattro rally car that this one is mimicking. That is as close as I will ever get to this car.

an Affliction plaid button-down? Peak douchebag.

For $60k I could get a new S4 that doesn’t have the questionable build characteristics of a SEMA car. Or, for less than half of this, I could pick up another 2013 S4 that doesn’t have the questionable build characteristics of a SEMA car.

So, when they drown the maker, and drink of its water to go on a spirit walk, it’s essentially 2 girls one cup, isn’t it?

Usul, we have Goatse the likes of which even God has never seen.

Congrats on still having a great run! That is the scariest event on earth by far to me.  Being afraid of heights the thought of those rising apex corners where all you see is the horizon in front of you terrifies me.  I don’t think I could drive that course at normal legal speeds.  

One of the most beautiful car designs ever.

Always a Nice price for a Reasonably priced Clownshoe. Had that motor in my 5 Series Wagon. Other than replace all the cooling system every 100K it was pretty bulletproof.

$20k for a fucking Miata? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I’ve seen some dipshit projects come across this site in the past, and equally dipshit owners, but this guy encapsulates the insanity mixed with a healthy dose of dumpster fire that 2020 has become. A shitty 100hp 4 pot diesel in a newer Wrangler that will absolutely, certainly never properly work? For twenty two…

You can get an actual E55 with similar miles for a few dollars more. 

Come on, boat people. Don’t fuck up space travel for us.

Counter point: No, it’s definitely a crack pipe.

That’s the spirit!

They didn’t specify what type of enthusiast...The owner could derive his/her enthusiasm from watching this poor Porsche suffer.

CP.  If it’s not being taken care of, there’s a reason.  I’m not willing to spend 5K on finding out what that reason is.