33% more pedals, though!

But, read the fine print. The VW warranty covers the two bumpers. All the electrics inside, yeah, you’re on your own.

Thats barely enough to merge on my daily commute.

Yep. They look like men.

For sale: Large tunneling machine

you joke but I would genuinely love to do that test

Subi driving technique - Lift to turn, stab the throttle to not die. Can confirm.

Look man.... I don’t like it any more than yo do, but I’m in too deep at this point. Two...okay three more videos and then after launch, no one will talk about this car ever again. I promise :D

ENOUGH ABOUT THIS FUCKING CAR ALREADY

Nice run-on sentence smart guy.

Yo your take on ‘drifters’ is so edgy and cool. Can I borrow a pair of jorts & a bucket hat for my next SCCA autox?

Leave the PT Turbo out of this!

Not considered: David Tracey’s Jeep. Right now its averaging about $9k every 20 miles.

Let’s order delivery from our favorite CEO restaurant tonight.

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

Ya fuckin’ cunts
Ya think it’s all aboooout yooooou
Think ya can run us off tooooo
Well now we’re all Yellow

See Maddox here?
He’s not alone at aaaaaall duuuuude
And now we’re coming
Fooooooooooooor
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooou..... 

Best part of the story is that Vauxhall may be changing the name of that shade of yellow to Maddox Yellow.

You self-centered “freedom” types never understand what is for the greater good.

February and September are flyover months, so the math kind of works out

Chiron up Kristen, At least you still got your noodles.