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No?

Yeah. An article about this story where the writer actually knows who he’s writing about. Amazing!

He’s on the Seahawks. Congratulations on figuring out that there’s a team called the Texans, though. Nice Googling!

Ask his editor, not me.

You don’t know the difference between a quarterback and a running back? You should probably try applying for this site.

I have no control over that.

He’s a quarterback. He won a Super Bowl. How did you even get here?

Nope. Try again.

What?

What are you talking about?

Not for long.

That was Kaepernick. Try again.

What? He actually got traded.

I.... think he’s a little more famous for something else. Look it up.

...because he’s Russell Wilson? From the Seahawks? Which a sports “journalist” somehow doesn’t know?

“Some scrub prospect”

This isn’t about the American flag. And even if it was, that would make him a “commie”? Give me a break.

Most likely a coincidence. I doubt that’s why he did this.

Hey man just to be sure - you’re genuinely stupid enough to think someone found this website, comments on it with the name “Super Bowl Football”, and doesn’t understand like one of two types of jokes you ever see on here?

The first guy clearly doesn’t know what a bike is.