Haha, okay. Well, you get an A+ for being a dumbshit, but an F- for actually posting that stupid comment. Next time, delete your account.

― Margaret Atwood

Someone should do something about these terrorists.

Except himself, of course. Smug piece of shit.

Appropriately enough “Working until you die” is also something Paul Ryan believes everyone should do.

I mean, that might suck, but given how fucked our country is you’ll likely get a story in the local paper about how industrious and dedicated you were, and how the sorry-ass kids could learn a thing or two from you.

The good news for people like me is that robots think it’s beneath them to work as WalMart greeters.

I’ll just never be that blown away by “dunks” where guys don’t even touch the rim. Sure, he did a great job throwing the ball down into the basket, but that’s nowhere near as satisfying as that “THUNK” sound of the hand slamming into the rim.

Mark Davis goes out confidently, and completely aware that he is the adult Dennis the Menace. The man drives the van that he loves, eats the chinese food that he craves, and does it all with styyyyle.

It feels like it should always be covered with a propeller-beanie.

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

And a douche. Never forget the douche part.

He’s also a spineless little shitweasel. Him and Jason “I wouldn’t be able to look my family in the eye if I supported Trump” Chaffetz. Dinners at his house must sure be awkward, what with him string at the table the whole time.

Try to think of a more despicable person under the age of 50. Fuck, Snidely Whiplash was like 55 before he started tying women to train tracks.

It’s wild and it’s telling that we treat it as a pleasant surprise when a billionaire spends his own money to improve his property in order to increase his company’s value. In a just world that would be the norm.

Precisely! Paul Ryan is a “wonk” in the sense that most undergraduate students are “wonks.” (I include the 18-22 year old version of myself in this group). They have ideologies on how the world should work but never get into actually playing out how those ideologies may be functionally enacted and the consequences of…

Funny, I too hate “covering up brain damage,” “blacklisting players from the league for political activism,” and “having a racist team name.” It’s like me and Rog are on the exact same page!

Fucking coward. You’re fucking scared of everything. How about grow a pair?

God, you are such a pussy. Ive lived here for five decades and I never pissed my pants once over immigrants, legal or not. Your ilk does it daily.

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