Will no one make the desultory comment "this vacuum game sucks"? No one?

Whatsoever little thing you're vaguely interested in is being done as a a perfect little artform on Earth. (Silly geopolitical referents not needed.)

"jidai-geki" is the way pretentious English speakers say "samurai movie". (See also "tokusatsu", "anime", "manga", etc.)

You sure you don't mean "get's it's wing's"?