Hmmm, the email said “three languages” rather than “three MORE languages” so it would really be hilarious if Drew woke up one day with no goddamn clue what his kids were saying because he suddenly didn’t speak English anymore.

The badge is fine, but the placement sucks:

Just dont masturbate into them. Gets really messy. Learn from my mistakes.

No one likes you.

...so....a pot full of water coffee mud...

...so....a pot full of water coffee mud...

Did you also have your college graduation ceremony at the beginning of your final semester?

Are we watching the same replay? 34 has hand on the shoulder the entire way down. Here, I froze it:

I’d like to argue that in fact, you cannot leave a pizza stone in your oven all the time.

I’d like to argue that in fact, you cannot leave a pizza stone in your oven all the time.

So long as you consider it a sport, the most mentally grueling would be either F1 or NASCAR. I don’t like them, but they’re making 8,000 calculations a second in a steel cage, with the constant specter of death hovering over you. That’d be my pick.

Players get an opportunity to look over the puzzle and set out a plan

The list is too long to recite because I am a sappy motherfucker who Hollywood can make dance like a puppet. The dumbest I can think of off the top of my head is A Knight’s Tale.

Hot take: shifting is not driving.

HamNo, commentors, opinions on Siggi’s?
I enjoy it.

i was a stalk guy till i got a car with automatic lights on a knob. turned them on then never touched it for the 3 years I owned it. get that shit off my column if i don’t need to touch it.

Wait, why is this something to hate on this guy about? I mean, I know hes the Nickleback of sports professionals, but honestly, this man worked his dick off to get a spot.

I don’t understand your complaint.

I’ve got some good enough estimates for trailer weight, I’ve got a fuel economy average calculated by the vehicle’s computer, I’ve got the fuel grade, I’ve got the delta in elevation, and if you’d like, I can give you the ambient temperature and pressure, as well as tire pressure.

Hell…

All I could think about was the basic rule that you should never get out of your car on a hot track like the guys in the red car did. I’m torn — that was not your average impact.

I don’t get why this is controversial. The NCAA rules state that if both teams agree to pick up the action, they can do that. Otherwise, it’s declared “no game.”

This is fake news. There’s a layer of short between the face and the ass.