Sir, you have delivered a motorcycle. Calling Steve Lehto to file.

The local hoonigans already make plenty of racket down there ;)

99% of them do. Occasionally I find a free one. Not sure if it's free, or if it just happens to fall in my network.

They are always on some sketchy shit like that. Changing signs, creating traps, etc.

Still perfectly acceptable! Buzzfeed 'articles' make one semi-decent point and the rest is utter nonsense. Typically, it has only slightly more substance than a Jezebel article. Substance, of course meaning, 'filled to to the brim with cat shit'.

Mr. Doug "Lifehacks" DeMuro. This reminds me of the suggestion to buy a hotwheels car and use the debit cashback option instead of spending $3.50 at an ATM. Perhaps you should write for Buzzfeed? "Top 10 ways to beat the Automotive system!"

Implying anyone would WANT to live in California *shudders*

Oh your interior dome light doesn't work? Take $20,000 less for the car?

Drawback the first: driving this car is expensive. Yes, we all know the fuel economy is terrible. I have to reiterate this point every single time I'm at the gas station, and someone comes up and asks: "What kinda mileage d'ya get?" in a joking manner, like they know it's awful but they want to hear it for…

Good guy Afroduck.

Wow! What a selfless individual you are DeMuro!

Claiming that scientific and engineering advancements are not inherent to ANY type of product development is ludicrously ignorant.

Similar to the HZ-1 Helicopter, the VZ-1 was essentially a flying platform that the operator controlled by shifting their body weight. It actually worked reasonably well but couldn't fly more than 33 ft above ground, making it impractical for the battlefield.

Exactly this. I haven't met someone who I couldn't teach in just a few hours.

The home owners are at fault too. They didn't look at the RACE TRACK near the property they were interested in before purchasing? Tough shit.

Doesn't matter, this is litigation-happy America. Take a look at US30 dragstrip that used to be in Hobart. There was nothing there when it was built, then some folks decided it would be a great idea to build houses literally 100ft from the starting line. Absolute best case, you go broke from the cost of fighting the…

I bought a 9,000lb pickup with a 400lb ranchhand bumper; not because I drive through a cattle ranch, but because I have to drive through Naperville.

There's nothing like driving around in a 10-year-old luxury sedan and just knowing that, at any moment, your air suspension could break and cost approximately one-and-a-half NA Miatas to replace. Fortunately, you won't have that problem with this particular 2006 Audi A8 if you spring for the CarMax warranty, which…

Ah Naperville, home of weird people and shitty drivers.

I don't get it. Can you elaborate on how the salesman 'declined to return your license'? He just said 'no, fuck you, I'm keeping it'?