The last time anything was posted about this show I asked when it became necessary for women to look like Real Dolls™? 

Side-chick is a dotted line to any of the other statuses.

Sweet Christmas, Is the top image of actual.....human beings? I’ve seem department store mannequins with more life-like faces.

May I just say that I LOVE the sign in the header? It is fabulous!

Jesus Christ. Go rub one out like a normal person.

I said ‘but’ a lot.

‘Cause he HIGH.

He is not attractive at all. He released his first self titled album and all the black girls on Temple’s campus-including me (specifically the theater department b/c I was a theater major) were like he is so handsome lalalalal NO. We were dumb twenty year olds.

Ewwwww

Justin Timberlake is the elevator music they play in hell and has been ever since Sexyback.

I can imagine even my five-year-old daughter thinking that this looks awful.

I’ve been waiting for this. Here’s my breakdown:

User name? Ok, got it.

You know, I like to wank it as much as the next guy but I’ve never had the urge to do it in full view of the public. A dark movie theater, sure. In the car on the way home from a club, you bet. Under that big drape while getting my haircut—don’t judge me! But I’ve never had the urge to sit by a fountain or on a park…