It’s amazing how many trolls online will say, “where’s the proof that this happened?” Here is your proof. No more anonymity, all guts. I applaud them.

Why is Ben Affleck all trying to be Tom Hardy?

So ready for some Amber Atkins.

I’m actually really surprised by the amount of good reviews its been receiving. I’m really happy for Melissa. She deserves this as an actress.

I was expecting pretty much nothing but Spy is my favorite movie of the year so far. It was super funny and also sweet. Melissa is such a star.

It's impossible for me to feel anything but disgust at a person so "terrified" she never dropped the selfie stick in her "fear". The thirst is strong in that one. Poor manatee.

“WERE YOU RAISED IN A GODDAMN K-MART?!” is my new go-to.

I love this quote:

“We deserve to be treated with some dignity,” the letter reads, in part. “And that our rights, to the immigration process, are respected.”

Dude, there's a link to the actual case right there in the article. Dolan himself said they moved it to hide it. You're delusional. And you're delusional in defense of the protectors of child molesters. Might want to spend some time in contemplation.

Only Michelle can give you side eye while LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU!!

Creep covers are my jam.

J. Lo: "Everyone!"

The tickets had better been free, or else you are contributing to the E.L. James unicorn poop bust-polish fund.

I hope Mark *does* get put on Fifty Shades detail, because he will inevitably take Alan with him to see it, which means we'll be treated to Alan bon mots sprinkled throughout Mark's review. The Mark / Alan interplay never fails to be both endearing and entertaining, even if I'm not sure how poor Alan copes with Mark's…