The best thing at aldi are these little lunchables like things but they have breadsticks, provolone and either salami or prosciutto in them. It’s the best snack. Also their soy burgers and “chicken” patties are good too.

A guy’s fooling around with his girlfriend. She goes “Stick your finger in my cunt!” So he stick his finger in her cunt. Then she goes, “Stick you whole hand in my cunt”, so he stick his hand in. Then she says, “Now stick your other hand.......now go up to your elbows.......now to your shoulders” and the man does it.…

I just got back into destiny like 2 or 3 weeks ago and got from like 750 to 900 power and I’m really trying to get to 960 so that I can take part in this. I got like 40 levels just last night so I’m hoping it doesnt get any harder to level up once you hit 900.

I always assumed crunch had more to do with really shitty management of projects, but it seems like at ND the crunch is part of managements plan. While both are shitty the latter is sooooo much worse. It takes a special kind of asshole to institute this kind of culture.

I don’t think there’s a demo, but it’s on gamepass which I think you can sign up for as little as a dollar for the first month. At most it’s five and you can play ori and all the other games they have on there for a month and then quit.

Happy Birthday Allison! Have a spudtacular day!

I’m already thinking about the next game because I’ve been all in for this one from the beginning. How do you think they’ll handle the open world aspect? I thought maybe they’d just create locations you would fast travel to, but ffxv had a pretty big open world with cities you could just drive into seamlessly so maybe…

I worked catering for mostly weddings for a few years and the food waste was absolutely insane. When a parties wedding cake is too small for the amount of guest they had we would have a backup sheet cake to serve to the rest of the guest and I remember one time we literally cut like 3 or 4 slices off of this 4' by 3'…

“determine whether any sexual material provided to the public by the public library is age-inappropriate sexual material.”

The amount of sugar you have to put in your body to get drunk on those applebees drinks is enough to kill a person on its own. You and your 2 friends could also just take $30 to a liquor store and buy a bottle of something decent and not have to hang out in an applebees.

There’s so much stupidity on this menu. For starters those stupid gold leaf sheets are not that expensive, but apparently $77.50 is what it will cost to have some on your burger. Also the Juicy and Easy burger have the exact same description, but are $9 different in price. If someone spends $200 on a gold burger and…

I know you’re getting a ton of replies and I don’t actually want a dialogue with you, but just read about the insane amount of civilian casualties there have been under trumps regime. Not soldiers and not in a war. Just Trump shooting off missiles and not caring who they hit. He’s also made it much harder to calculate…

I died like 10 times trying to get that tie. I refused to put anything into the physical category and I just kept hoping the dice roll would be in my favor eventually. I also told the girl “I want to have fuck with you” and it was hilarious. I lost my save file with a couple hours of playtime somehow and I haven’t…

The top looks like she cut the bottom out of a handbag and put it around her neck.

Mine is to finish a bunch of games before I allow myself to start any new ones. I realized I kept playing the first few hours of games and then moving to the next one and now I have an almost full hard drive full of games. So I’m gunna finish them and delete them. Currently working on Far Cry New Dawn. Then divinity…

I found outer wilds frustrating and ended up walking away after like an hour or two, but he’s definitely making me want to pick it up again. Everyone gushing over Resident Evil 2 is making me want to play that as well. I never played the original though so there won’t be any nostalgia factor. Between reading Paul’s…

I think you'd have a lot of people argue that skyrim, witcher and zelda did more for the open world genre than gta did, but there'd def be a discussion. You're right about the games as service thing though. I don't think gta was the first, but considering i think gta only has in game currency for microtransactions…

I do get that. The graphics for the PS3 was incredible. That’s where I played the game and it was pretty crazy. I also remember that the characters you weren’t playing still moved around and did stuff while you were away which was also really interesting. Switching to the crazy white dude to see what he was up to was…

Loved this. My favorite decade in games piece I’ve read for sure.

Was GTAV all that influential though? Other than the fact that it somehow continues to make a shit ton of money, for reasons that I do not understand, it was ultimately just more GTA right? The online mode wasn’t anything revolutionary and really only influenced RDR2's online mode.