I guess that’s why Porsche’s best-selling models are all rear-engined.

One small correction Bradley. He was never a motorsports hero.

old muscle cars from the ‘90s

Nonono, an alfa is a GOOD idea. Because reasons.

Zero cars have souls.

Personal heros can still be assholes.

Which can be countered with: “That Constitution you claim to uphold? Yeah, you can’t really pick and choose which parts of it you respect. This really is one of those “all or nothing” deals and if you fire me for exercising my 1st amendment rights, I’m going to sue your ass.” That’s the American way. And I hope to…

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

It really is amazing when you have an owner that cares about their employees and takes care of them. The owner of our dealership comes around at the end of the month just to make sure our commission is correct and our GM factory bonuses are correct. The dealer I started at in Oklahoma, you had to argue every month to…

Pretty sure. If its a Highlander, there can be only one.

She kind of looks like she’s about to pee

You win. That’s incredibly sad.

EPA: We’ll get to the lead poisoned water in Flint right after we crush these cars.

Hey epa why don’t you crack down on semi trucks and buses that billow black smoke 24/7 instead of a relatively small amount people that race cars on the weekends?

So, they’re saying all this stuff is CORRECT?

But seriously fuck coal rollers, preferably with a rail spike covered in pissed off fire ants.

please stop sticking your feet out of and on all the things, slobs. Not only is it disgusting, it’s dangerous as hell.

You win the spirit of Gonzo award Jason.

Holy crap, that’s not even one of the old early 2000’s Viper threads. I love how Switzer called him out.