Funny how in society, it’s so common to hear things like “oh men will fuck anything”. Yet, if men are so helplessly horny that they will fuck anything that walks, why is it women who are scrutinizing their appearances down to these silly details I’d never notice in another person? You would think, all with “women…

Her... thing looks like the background to a super mario 2 level, which suits the hella low res picture...

I don’t know what I love more, the snark or seeing all these badass ladies of science.

Nor Cal here as well. We married at a beautiful location that had indoor and outdoor options because it can jump from 65 degrees one week to 105 the next. I wasn’t about to stand outside in a vintage lace dress soaked in sweat. We ended up having the ceremony and reception indoors but left the outdoor section open for…

Husband and I have always shrugged off noisy kids on a plane or in a restaurant as, “Not ours? Not bugging us.”

Ayesha shook off the haters then hit ‘em with the killshot like

I guess the Cavs are going to need to win four straight then, huh?

That was very sweet. I wish every parent felt that way about their child. The world would be a nicer place.

the wedding-obsessed crowd needs to CALM DOWN. you’re a dbag if you propose at a wedding. you’re a dbag if you think someone who deigns to exhibit happiness that doesn’t 100% involve you on or before your wedding deserves wrath. weddings are weird and kind of dumb. get over it!

So not only did he park his Corona in front of the bride and upstage her on her wedding day, he has now made her the target of internet comments from strangers about her dress choices and ‘fear of her real size’? That guy has a lot to answer for.

This makes me very happy, and I’m neither gay nor Irish, just human.

I think the only sensible solution is to have no friends. then you avoid the situation entirely and you can spend that on an amazing vacation for yourself! I’m, like, half joking...

I bet Ariana Grande knows China is a country...maybe she’s the world’s smartest baby.

Well, I will say that I am proud that a variety of body types are represented. There are a lot of fashion blogs that only take pics of people with model physiques ( I realize this isn't really a fashion blog). I can't say much for the cheap-o flower crowns, gladiator sandals, or sheer dresses. If I went, I would…

I was dancing in a crowd when a fast-paced song started playing. I start dancing faster, having a good time, notice more people watching me. I close my eyes and do a weird hair-whippy thing.

It was my first dance ever at my middle school. I was dancing and having a great time. I went to sit down for a bit, and sat in pizza. Like those long rectangle slabs of pizza from the cafeteria. I felt the sauce leak in from my butt down to my knees. I was mortified and like who the fuck needed so much pizza?! For…

Same story, different party. I was in college at a friend’s engagement party, slow dancing with a good friend who I intermittently slept with and had a tiny, silent but DREADFUL, eye-watering fart slip out. I knew it was gonna be deadly but thought I could “dance” us a few feet away to avoid the worst of it.…

Over on ESPN.com they have a gut wrenching tribute to Lauren. She stared down cancer and death and instead of “fuck you” she said, “Let what will be what will be. I’ll do what I can with the time I have left.” And she did it all with a smile and without one goddamn complaint. Cancer doesn’t have such dignity. Dear…