I do the same thing that I do when someone tells me a racist “joke” - look at them blankly and say, “I don’t understand; can you explain why you {said that/asked me to do that/thought that was my job/etc}?” Then they have to stammer over an excuse as to why they were an asshole to you, but don’t have any grounds to…

A couple of people (I’m assuming white, but it’s the internet and they didn’t specify) told me today that they just don’t find black people attractive. Actually, they said African Americans, so like...they’re being really pc about not finding an entire race attractive. BUT NOT BECAUSE THEY’RE RACIST, GUYS. Just, you…

The real disappointment of the fappening is that women had private, intimate photos stolen from them and shown to the world without permission.

Choose one place. Get dressed and beautified. Stay for at least an hour. You'll feel better. Post when you get home and tell us what happened. Good luck!

I have a question. What do people do to listen to music in the car? Does everyone store music files on their phone now? I still like playing cds there because I think the sound is better and it doesn't rely on my phone to be charged. Thoughts?

I'm resharing my recipe for Garlic/parmesan tossed pretzel bites because I am thinking about starting a baking/food blog and I would like some more feedback from you helpful ladies and gents.

Happy Bride right here! We treated our wedding like a larger scale get together we'd have at our home. It was truly our goal to make our wedding fun, intimate, and about our guests. People still talk about how thoughtful and relaxed our wedding was (was in 2011).

I don't think an LDR breakup needs to occur in person. He might wish you had saved him the trip.

I'm feeling a lot of feelings about myself so this will be a sad ( and somewhat pathetic) vent.

Ooph! That is a terrible work environment story. It's one thing if you're in a middle-to-high management position, but expecting someone doing DATA ENTRY to devote their whole fucking life to you is just absurd. I have always appreciated supervisors who have understood that a job is just a job and real life is much…

More women are possibly opting out because there are so many "progressive" men who still look at childcare through the lens of the 50's. What's interesting to me is the fear about autonomy. Sure, you won't have as much when you have a kid, but if you have a supportive partner, you CAN read the paper in silence on a…

My quandary is a little different. I lean towards the wanting to be a mom end of things, and I have an amazing partner who has said multiple times he would be happy to be a stay at home dad, or work from home dad (and we are lucky since he has a career that he can do from anywhere). The thing though, is that I have…

I can only hope I remember your mom's response when my kids are 13.

I was in shock, BP down to 70/60, my husband holding one ankle, my mother and sister on the other and I screamed at everyone in the room, "I hope you enjoy the show!" And passed out.

"Angry, I was now drinking to get shitfaced. And it worked."

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

This is a ridiculously stupid argument. White players in the NBA are not discriminated against in any way, and if you want to go really deep, you can talk about how only 10 of the 30 head coaches in the NBA are PoC, and two of them are interim coaches. Or, how all the teams are owned exclusively but white men and…

Today has been a fucking day. Not only did I find out that the lump behind my ear is an abscess caused by a staph infection and could possibly be MRSA, but the alternator on my car fucking blew on the way to the doctors office. So I ate a whole pizza to feel better. I did not feel better. I came out to Utah to…

I'm a fan of saying "It's 2015, there's more than one way to make a family."

Mark Shrayber, not only is he the Hunter S. Thompson of Jezebel, he's the only writer on the internet who can produce posts this long about things I genuinely don't give a shit about, multiple times, and get me to read through until the end.